From Jeff's Visitors
Subject: Jeff-You are awesome!
Date: Tue, May 29, 2007 8:52 pm
Love your work! Here’s a pic of me deciding the fate of a potential tasty chipmunk snack, but I waited until later, and boy was I glad I did! I had the best Cowbird ever! The head alone afforded me an entire afternoon of fun!
FYI, we are going to be neighbors soon—the people who live with me are moving to LA, and I said I’d go because I’m hoping their stupid dogs can’t come along. Best regards, your New York City (for now!) friend, Jake
Date: Fri, May 25, 2007 12:34 pm
My name is Hunahpu, after a famous Mayan hero and hunter. I have strived to live up to my namesake. :)
Subject: What Gracie Tried to Kill
Date: Fri, Apr 6, 2007 8:28 pm
My 5 month old kitten found a new friend on my porch... she tried to bring her friend in the house, I suggested the porch would be just fine! Karen
Subject: Poots left overs
Date: Tue, Mar 27, 2007 8:08 pm
Not much wasted from poot. The neighbors love her, the gopher population has a different opinion!
Subject: Oscar's mouse
Date: Tue, Jan 30, 2007 11:01 am
Not sure which of our four cats delivered the death blow but since Oscar was found playing with it, he gets credit!
Date: Fri, Jan 19, 2007 9:32 pm
Hi - I had to put my cat Huck to sleep yesterday. He did not quite have Jeff's killer instinct, but he brought me numerous mice, rats, lizards (once I found a tail and a day later found the rest of the (live) body), and birds, including one dove that I ended up rescuing and found a home for, only to suspect the adoptive parent ate it. I've been looking at photos of Huck and decided to find some solace in whatjeffkilled.com to remind me of Huck's spunk and joie de vivre. Here is a photo of him. Thanks for helping me mourn.
Subject: the chicks in New England
Date: Mon, Nov 13, 2006 4:11 pm
We think you’re really hot! You continue to impress us with your wild ways.
Minnie & Sophie – the chicks in New England
Subject: Great job
Date: Fri, Nov 10, 2006 5:12 pm
You're my hero. I can only dream of the life you lead. I'm sending you a picture of your biggest fan -- me. Here, I'm searching for my balls. I think my human companion stole them.
If you see them, please let me know.
Subject: I hunt too!
Date: Sun, Nov 5, 2006 9:06 pm
I killed this hideous pair of socks in your honor! I left them on the human's computer so she would know I was fierce and mighty. RAR!!! Oh yes, the packing peanut was a bonus kill ; }
Love, Princess Maggie Sniffy Pie
Subject: im a big fan.
Date: Fri, Oct 27, 2006 9:50 am
Cats rock! I love Jeff. Attached is a picture of Shiner, she's an excellent mouser. Deadly.
Subject: Canadian Killer
Date: Mon, Oct 23, 2006 10:39 am
Hi, love your site! Here's a picture of my cat Shadow's latest kill. He has been hunting down Chipmunks before they hibernate for the winter.
Brantford, Ontario, Canada
Subject: Smiling again :)
Date: Wed, Oct 18, 2006 3:18 pm
This site puts a smile on my face every time I visit. As the owner of four cats who love to show us their hunting trophies I totally get why you'd make a site showing Jeff's entrees. I only wish my cats would eat their kills, then I wouldn't have to fling them into the neighbour's bushes! Just kidding. Maybe. ;)
Subject: Feline Feeding Frenzy
Date: Sat, Oct 7, 2006 8:11 pm
My husband & I were having coffee and browsing through the Saturday newspaper when he read the article about "What Jeff Killed.Com." We both had a great laugh and I ran to the computer to look up the site. I'm always impressed with ingenuity - not matter the form! Thanks for sharing Jeff's carnivorous behavior. We are now urban condo dwellers with indoor cats & a dog - I rather miss the "gifts" our cats use to bring. I would much rather view the remains of Jeff's meals than read about the man made horrors of child pornography, murder, political corruption, our soldiers and innocent civilians killed in Iraq, etc. I hope Jeff snaps out of his lethargy and gets his appetite back soon!
Jeff's San Diego Fan Club Members
Subject: Hello from Mollie, A Southern Feline
Date: Mon, Oct 2, 2006 8:56 pm
Just wanted to say how nice it is to see such a wonderful hunter these days- you are such a rare find! I wish you success in your next big hunt!
Subject: Jeff is amazing!!!
Date: Thu, Sep 21, 2006 8:14 am
I must say that Jeff is quite the mouser! He is the Alpha Cat of Alpha Cats. Incredible that he can actually catch and kill a medium sized rabbit and the deft squirrel. AMAZING! Gremmy cat polydactyl of the 25 toes salutes you!
Date: Wed, Sep 13, 2006 5:25 am
You're living the American Dream!
Subject: What Marley Killed
Date: Mon, Sep 11, 2006 4:26 pm
The first kill they bring you is just such a special thing -- particularly if it's in the middle of your bedroom. This is Marley in 1992 he's about 8 months old -- he's still prime killing condition at age 14, but today prefers the occasional dove or gecko to the myriad of creatures he used to bring in the house.
Subject: no subject
Date: Fri, Aug 25, 2006 7:24 am
My entire family and all of my friends love this website. Jeff is a part of our lives and we commonly find ourselves in situations where we have to ask, “What would Jeff do?” Our family cat is constantly reminded of his inadequacies when we ask him, “Why can’t you be more like Jeff?” While we are a little disappointed that Jeff has been inactive for one month today, we were wondering if we couldn’t have some more pictures, or at least a small update to make the kill free days go by a little easier?
New Orleans, LA
Subject: Affiliate cancellation
From: [Merchant Name]
Date: Tue, Aug 22, 2006 8:01 am
A message from one of your merchants: [Merchant Name]
Several of my customers have brought your site's content to my attention. While I approved your application because I comprehend the nature of the food chain, I'm being asked if I 'condone animal violence' due to the photographs of Jeff's victims. While I'm much less concerned with the violence a cat shows towards a mouse than man's inhumanity to man, I can't really afford to embroil myself in a controversy with my customers. So, I regret to say that I will need to end your affiliation with our website. I'm very sorry, and I hope you and Jeff understand my position.
Subject: Jeff Haiku
Date: Mon, Aug 21, 2006 3:17 pm
I'm a fan of Jeff's, and in honor of his excellent record of killing things, I thought I would compose a haiku for him:
Run, little mouse, run
From the Orange Death Machine
Oops. Too slow. You're dead.
Subject: Skeeter says hello, in her fashion.
Date: Mon, Jul 24, 2006 11:13 pm
A friend just told me about Jeff, after I sent him this pic of my cat Skeeter's handiwork. As with your photos, I played no part in this other than not interfering, and this "crime scene" photo hasn't been tampered with.
How these creatures are able to do these things without benefit of tools truly astounds me. Is there a message here?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds these things darkly amusing. Perhaps it's some sort of self-defense mechanism at work. But who cares.
Give Jeff some fresh catnip for me! Take care.
Wayne (and Skeeter)
San Anselmo, California
Subject: Go, Jeff, Go!
Date: Sun, Jul 23, 2006 9:25 pm
You've got yourself an awesome cat there!
Here's my cat, Elmer, in action.
Subject: Impressive performance by Jeff, but he has a rival 10yr old cat(also v friendly with people)
Date: Fri, Jul 21, 2006 3:36 pm
Bunny count on kitchen white board = 25 that won’t knaw young trees near the house anymore Mice/moles = 5+ per day\
Birds = a few per week. Ironically I go through 120kg bird seed each winter.\
Young ground hogs = 1 recently that I know of that won't raid the garden
Dogs = recent 2 foot high full claw blind side ninja snout slam of dog(husky-lab cross) chasing my other cat. Dog retreated with both cats in pursuit – wish I had video.
I get offerings of mice and even rabbits…and he even gives excess to my other cat.
Subject: Killing spree ;-)
Date: Thu, Jul 20, 2006 12:51 pm
Hello over there,
I have a cat (male) that kills constantly (mice, birds, moles ...) and therefore was named "Jeffrey Dahmer". I used to take photographs of his "victims", too - just for amusement for a friend (she's a psychologist and we share the interest for serial killers). Well, we thought the whole thing was very sick .... and you made a website of this same idea:-) I really enjoyed the site, great fun!
Gotta go now and show my Jeff the website, let's see what he thinks about his fellow killer in California ;-)
Astrid + Jeff
Subject: Re: Ranger Jeff
Date: Thu, Jul 20, 2006 4:59 am
Absolutely! Glad you like it!
On 7/19/06, email@example.com < firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
We saw your "Ranger Jeff" comment on http://www.sondrak.com/.
Love it! May we post it on WhatJeffKilled.com?
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